Saturday, September 25, 2010

Whut da Blood clot!!!!!!!!!!

so this weekend, the Q train line is under construction so i have to take a the Q shuttle bus to get to the city. pain in the ass. i was 40 minutes late to work. it usually takes about 50 mins to get to work but today it took an hour and 45 minutes. smh.

On the way home, i decided to take the express shuttle bus that skips a few stops. We past church ave and some Jamaican lady yells at the bus driver with the deepest carribean accent.

Yelling about she was never told that it was express and now she doesnt know how to get home. so frustrated just yells "whut da blood clot!" then she passed the white line demanding to get off. the bus driver refuses to move the bus and the bus was held up for about 10 minutes.

I tried to help her, telling her she can get off the next stop and take the bus back uptown to home but she ignored me. then some black guy, prolly with no accent, put on a jamaican accent and she listened and chilled out.

if i only knew, i would busted out my jamaican accent as well.

later on chinese people started yelling because they thought they missed their stop.
then a russian/ eastern european lady stole my seat.

fun times on the biodiverse shuttle bus.

laters,
-J.P.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Kid Cudi x MightyMayoFilms

New MightyMayoFilms production kids.

Help support MightyMayoFilms win on KiD CuDi's "Erase Me" video contest.
Click on view all entries
> search Ling Mai
> click on the "Like" button.





remember, you have to "like" it on the facebook page. the "like" button on youtube is separate.

laters,
-J.P.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

the random talents of the middle east

Iranian wedding breakdance (1991)
-peep the american denim jacket


Indian spiderman


Indian Pole Gymnastics
-i might have to download the song in this video.


enjoy.

laters,
-J.P.

Monday, September 6, 2010

mad paper spent on paper

just got back from adorama

100 sheet box Ilford fiber based paper= $70
50 sheet box Ilford resin coated paper= $30

not too bad, considering the 10 percent back to school special.......but still mad paper spent on paper.

laters,
-J.P.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Free Apple Cider

Usually when i walk by the farmers market at union, my fat ass cant prevent myself from getting a cup of cold cider. I usually pay a dollar for a cup but since they were closing, he decided to hook it up. Good lookin out to that asian worker.

Also at union, I tasted some natural honeycomb. I was curious on how it taste the vendor gave me a sample. The comb is where bees store honey. after chewing it, it became like a gum and i realized that beeswax come from the comb. I asked the guy if im suppose to eat it, and the vendor replied "it is edible but some like to spit and others swallow" Whoooaaaa buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!

laters,
-J.P.

Ling's 400 page paper

on the phone with ling, he said he hadda go cuz he has a 400 page paper due in the morning. 400 pages???? I cant even press the keyboard fast enough to fill up 400 pages in a few hours. Even J.K. Rowling needed a few years to make a new harry potter book. I knew this retard was being retarded.

Then he said, well i gotta 17 page screenplay to do and i have to make like 20 copies, so thats like 400 page paper.

not really

-J.P.

black white photography

So I was able to get permission to take intro to black and white photography without having to take drawing,

As Ralph stated, im like an art major this semster.
im taking Art Intro where on tuesdays its 3 hours of painting and drawing and on fridays its 3 hours of sculpture.
Tuesday nights after Art Intro, i have my photography class til 9:15 at night.

other than that im taking
Philippine American lit, a writing intensive, where i already have a 4 page paper due i the first week of class.
Intro to Ethics as stated yesterday.
and Speech Communications at John Jay College.

this semester should be interesting, fun and stressful. also expensive, aside from the normal books i have to buy, i also have to pay a $75 lab fee for the dark room for photography and spend like another $150 on film, paper and other equipment. At least i have the camera already. Sucks for students that have to buy all the supplies like $250 and then a camera on top of that. dayumnn.

laters,
-J.P.