Friday, April 24, 2009

Obsessed (the movie) (some spoilers)

BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUTS!!!!!!
happy bday to my niggas Ling and Franklin.

So Carmen and I went to the movies to see Obsessed and she paid for me :) Obsessed is that new movie with that white chick from Hero's (not hayden panettiere) and Beyonce.
We snuck in a chipotle chicken burrito, extra sour cream, chips and bottle of coke. HOLLA!

synopsis
The movie is about some psycho white bitch who was all over a black guy who was Beyonce's man. I knew I was gonna get a good laugh out of it no matter how serious it was. Beyonce played a stay at home mom, while her husband had a psycho obsessive co-worker on his ass. Beyonce bounced on her man, got back with him after she understood that she was dealing with some psycho bitch, and then she pulled a Shanaynay on her white ass.

opinion
The movie was actually not as bad as i thought it would be. This was definitly better than all the past few movies ive seen- Street Fighter, Adventureland, DragonBall (from dad's bootleg dvd stash).

audience participation
What made the movie 10x better was that the audience was like 90%black. I love black people, they know how to have fun, let loose and just bug the fuck out.

so some black lady got so into it when beyonce found out her child was missing. it was like she caught the holy ghost at church or something. She started throwing her hands in the air, jumping out her seat and yelling.....

"OHHHH MAHH GAUDDDD!!!!! I DONT BAH LEAVE THIS!!!"

not only that but she said it for about a minute striaght!!! hahahahahaha
then...when beyonce was fuckin up the white chick from Hero's she started yelling and chanting.

"GRAB HUH BAH THE NECK AND FUCK HUH UP!!!!! FUCK HUH UP!!!!!"

then the whole audience started buggin out and screaming while the lady chanted.
The whole audience was laughing with this lady but then she started getting a little annoying so they started yelling "shutup!"
In the end of the movie, the lady apologiesed to the whole audience yelling "sorry audience, i just get so crazy!" hahaha

after the movie we bumped into Anthony(koston) and Julz. we found out we were watching the same movie. all of us agreed that the lady was the highlight of the night.

randomness of the day

  • Freakishly and coincedently, while watching Obsessed i get a text message from some chick who was one of my customers. At first i thought she was a secret shopper cuz she had a clipboard so i decided to approach her and be a good salesman. after getting to know her, i found out the clipboard was for a survey and so i just filled it out for an act of kindness. Then the next day i get a text message. replied twice and then ignored her.
  • Then about a month later in like february, she text me "hey there"........i ignored her.
  • a week later she text me saying "good morning!"......ignored her once again
  • then about 2 months later, (today) she text me while watching Obsessed saying "hey whats goin on?"
  • she prolly thought "wanting to get to know her" salesman technique was flirting. SMH lol silly.
  • im not an asshole though, i do like talking to my customers, it keeps my job interesting and getting to know people but also at the sametime im trying to get them to become comfortable with me so i can help them buy stuff.

song of the day
i been hype to see nas for the past week so here's another nas masterpiece.
dope song, co-written and produced by eminem.
crazy flow, lyrics and beat by the 2 masters themselves.



laters,
-J.P.

4 comments:

  1. but wat about red mango?? lol jk. forgive and forget. aww thats cute, u like that i paid for u :) I jus felt so anxious the whole time we were watchin the movie, i was gettin mad too. lmao u sed i was breathin mad hard, which i didnt notice. ur shadow puppet skit was funny tho, it was def. a nice introduction, way more interesting than u unscrambling slumdog millionaire like 10X. anyways thats enough of my commenting.<3

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  2. I DONT BUHLEA DISSSSSSS. That was so funny and entertaining, I probably would have been dying in the theater.

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  3. NEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! H H HHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

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