Free KFC = RIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!

TODAY'S NEWS with J.P.!!!!!!!!!

as you know Oprah Winfrey is known for being a giver. So to give to her whole country, she hooked up with KFC to give out free printable coupons for 2 piece grilled chicken meal with 2 sides and a biscuit.

when you click the print coupon button your printer starts printing out..........

with this great deed, oprah wanted to relieve the nation's stress over money and all its other issues.
instead it created riots in many KFCs.

A lot of places started running out of chicken and denying the coupons. many people thought they can just go during their lunch break and enjoy a free meal but there were lines of about 100 people at the times sq KFC all for free food. Everyone was crowding and complaining.
Then people started protesting by doing sit-ins until they get their food. A few fights broke out and this just pissed people off even more.

people shouldnt even get mad over it. its FREE!!!!!!!! the only thing it cost was 1 sheet of xerox paper and a few drops of ink. lol.
fuckin fat ass americans......... smh

oprahs good deed also caused PETA to be unhappy with her decission.

PETA -"KFC is the world's largest killer of chickens... nearly 800 million chickens are killed every year in the cruellest ways imaginable."

so to all the haters hating on oprah's efforts. smh.

also, to all the people getting mad at KFC...... relax!!! chickens can only lay on average about 5 eggs per week. Not all those eggs become KFC grilled chicken, some have to become omelets and quiches and others have to actually be born and have their own families.

so dont hate, congratulate. she was just lookin out for you.

song of the day
when i was thinking of a song relating to chicken i thought of Ludacris' album Chicken and Beer. and when i think of that album, the first song that come to my mind is splash waterfalls. so here's your song of the day.


laters,
-J.P.


BONUS
dunhill just commented showing me this youtube video of popeye's running out of chicken due to the $4.99 special for 8 pieces. very interesting and funny.


lady yelling back at the drive thru machine saying

"peoples have kid that they trying to feed for the special, and you mean to tell me that we cant feed our kids!!!! because ya didnt order enough chicken?????"

hahahahah now her kids have to starve because popeye's ran out of chicken.

cmon miss black lady, dont you know that old saying.....

"when popeyes is outta chicken,
stop yo' bitchin,
cuz u got aunt jemima
in yo' kitchen"

dont you know that on the back of an aunt jemima flour package there are directions on how to make fried chicken.

cmon even i knew that. lol