Saturday, May 9, 2009

UFC fighter talkin shit to me and random stories.

Me vs. UFC fighter
at work, we have to follow the "non negotiable sales standards" which pretty much means start a conversation with a customer with a non business openers like "what up, where ya from?" or "oh thats a dope fitted, whered u get it at?" and etc, to "bro" it down with them. then you transition and then start sellin shit.
so i saw some random ass brolic bald white guy, in a dickies one piece janitor typa shit uniform with a scar on his right cheek. i was gonna comment on it but i didnt wanna end up being showed how he got it. so i just talked to him as he started touching the skateboards

J.P.-"what up, where you from?"
UFC fighter- (then he looked at me like on some murderer status and said with his deep hoarse voice)"RRRuuhhh-sai!!!"
J.P.- "oh cool, how long you in New York for?"
UFC fighter-"if you watch UFC you would know who i am?"
J.P.- oh my bad i dont really watch TV.
UFC fighter- yea i can tell by the store that you work in. (walks away)
J.P.- NIGGA!!! WTF YOU TRYING TO SAY??? KEEP WALKIN BEFORE I POP YO OTHER CHEEK!

thats exactly how the convo went minus the last thing i said lol. i was thinking of saying that but i still wanted my sense of sight and smell.
so yea Mr. Big guy acting all tough for no reason. i should got back and like "nigga, if you watch UPN 9 news at 10 o'clock about 3 years ago, you'll know who i am?!?!?!?!
hahaha cuz i got interviewed for a couple seconds at some graffiti event.

Customer and Pacquiao
so one of my customers had a team pacquiao shirt on today and i asked him where he got it, and he was like from manny. i was like wtf and he explained how he saw im at some lounge, restaurant or w/e and he asked if he could chill and pacquiao was mad cool and was like yea. so paquiao paid for all the food and in the end of the day, when they were saying laters, pacquiao tossed him the shirt.

Defcase and Pacquiao
so my cousin melvin, aka defcase went to the weigh-in for the Pacquiao vs. Hatton fight. then the actually fight the next day, and then the mass at some rented out place and the priest came to bless him and all 6 of his championship belts.
mad lucky, its cuz he was cool with his body guard or something and also cuz he designed the shirts they wore for the weigh-in.
At the mass he brought a set of boxing gloves to get signed and his friends brought like 3 sets to sell. they were just $20 modell boxing gloves and random ppl came up to them offering like $60 for just 1 glove.
in the end my cousin got each glove signed by Pacquiao with one of them signed by some other guy and his trainer fred roach.

cousins VIP pass and him and his friends autographed gloves.

surprise pick up carmen after work= failure lol.
so after work, i chilled with a couple coworkers and played pool. then i realized this it was almost 7 o'clock and carmen gets out at 8 o'clock, so i decided to stick around to suprise her outside her job to pick her up so we can go home togehter.. First i went to Beard Papa's to get her a couple cream puffs before my surprise. so i got to her job really early like 7:20 ish so i decided to walk around and come back in a little. got back to the outside of her job around 7:45 and chilled there. at 7:55 she texted me saying "im freeeeee" so i decided to shut off my phone before she calls so i can surprise her. around 8:10 i replied to her text saying "im at home watching tv and napping." to throw her off. then she replied a second later saying shes at 34th on the way home. i was like wtf!!!! it was like 8:20 and im still outside and she been left. FUCK!!!!.

then i got in contact with her when she got service crossing the bridge. then she went back to manhattan and i went downtown and we met halfway and still went home together.

THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
while going to youtube to get the "song of the day" i came across this documentary that i been wanting to see for a while "Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme"
the whole 1 hour 11 minute video is on youtube!!!!! ahhhhh
my old teacher from a summer program is on it in the video!!!! His name is Abiodun Oyewole, part of the Last Poets and was part of the black panthers.
cant put up the video but here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eVzEtFgOsc

song of the day
so to go along with all the random stories of the day. i got this random music video of one of my favorite radiohead songs-idioteque. this isnt the final official video but this was their promo blinking bear version. mad random/ randomly funny but in the end still a dope song.


laters,
-J.P.

4 comments:

  1. O my GAWDDD KID!!
    This has been the funniest blog post from u yet. i was dieing on the arm chair (well figuratively cause if i was dieing i wouldn't be able to write this post comment)

    At first im like what the hell is a ruhhsaii, then i put the pieces of the puzzle together and i got the picture. HAHA UPN 9 niggaaa!!

    peace

    -Mighty Mayo Films

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  2. lol aww i agree with ling. this was really funny! you should have asked the UFC guy's name, my cousin might have known him. was this guy kind of short with blonde hair?

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  3. hehe i got so excited reading this, i forgot to comment last night. you sure showed him whos boss. i concur that felix the cat sure was mesmerizing<3

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  4. JP, YOU ESOTERIC.

    yo there's been mad times where in my head i get the last word with someone who's dissin', like in my head im like "WHATEVA YOU STUPID AND FAT, MUTHAFUCKA" but it never really happens but when i retell the story i add it in for kicks/baller status.

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