The mechanical bull

rode a mechanical bull for the first time today at the annual Hunter college club fair.

There was no line so I decided to ride it about 5 more times.
I still dont understand how to stay on.

I tired holding on with both hands. didnt work. i tired the one hand grip, being limber and just flow with the bull. didnt work either. the longest i lastest was about 10 seconds max.

then again, i would like to blame the bootleg mechanical bull we had. i couldnt have an underarm grip and the whole thing was made up of a slippery and hard plastic. (pause)

fun.

laters.
-J.P.